Alex: If only you knew how mean Gabe really is… You’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah! Two years ago he told me hoops earrings were *his* thing and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hannakuh my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them and… it was so sad. And you know he cheats on Pete Wentz? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she’s doing SAT prep but really he’s hooking up with William Beckett in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!
btwhalloweens:playkonstantine:honeyyisforbees:paperheartsxd:
FOUR FOR YOU GLEN COCO, YOU GO GLEN COCO!
dontknowdontcare:rainingdogsandfish:pineappleupsidedown:
flickflickflicker:yerawizardharry:(via decompose)
“Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut, and no other girls can say anything about it.”
Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles.
(via pediophobia)
And I’m sorry I told everyone about it…
And I’m sorry for repeating it now.
Yo Yo Yo,
All you sucka Mc’s aint got nothin’ on me.
On my skills, on my lines, You cant touch Alex G
Im not an athlete. or nerd aint preffered.
But forget what you heard.
Im like James Bond the third.
Sha-Sha Shaken, not stirred. Im Alex Gaskarth.
The G’s silent when i sneak in your door.
Make love to your woman on the bathroom floor.
I dont play it like Shaggy. Youll know it was me.
Cuz the next time you see her she’s like Ohhhhhh, Alex G !!!
You go Alex Coco!


