Legolas Greenleaf… How do I begin to explain Legolas Greenleaf?
Legolas Greenleaf is flawless.
I hear his hair’s insured for 10,000 Mithril
I hear he does horse commercials…
His favorite movie is Entwash Blues.
One time he met Gil-galad on a horse…
- And he told him he was pretty.
One time he punched me in the face…
…it was awesome.